XOM Considers Pills in the
Modern and Ancient Modes
Ihor Pidhainy
As you age into grace,
Equal to the oldest of imperial linemen,
Take a cup of tea,
Green or black,
Loose leaf or bagged,
And digest one-by-one
The units of vitamin and cholesterol,
Heart and hernia, gizzard and gulch,
til you’ve ingested an investment
In Medica America, “We keep you alive,
And in the best state we can,
Given the excess or limit
Of your own medications of the previous
Ten, twenty, thirty,
forty, fifty, sixty,
seventy, eighty, ninety
Or more years you’ve invested.
Sure your mind is clear,
A blank slate so to say,
But we’ll have it rewired in no time
For a not very significant sum.
Sign on the dotted line.”
The lines are broken in half
Then splintered in three,
And you measure your fate
By the roll of the die,
The shuffle of the yarrow stalk,
The mumbles of scribbles
Almost three thousand years old.
An ancient king pronounced them,
And wisemen interpreted them,
And the money men wielded them
Until the beggars took over
And you stared at your scare-crow thin skillcup
Begging for one more day
To take a bowl of pilules
Or simply slit your throat
And slide into the muddied waters.
Ihor Pidhainy was born in a very cold place in the middle of winter without aid of any pilules. Abhorring this climate, he convinced his parents to move twice until they settled in a quite hot place popping with pills. Too hot for them, they moved the family back to a far cooler place with a functioning winter and regulated pharmacological system. Unperturbed, Ihor became an adult, and found a home in a hot place once again and left the pill-popping a mystery to this day.